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Hold'em Career: Offline Poker

Poker roguelike. No chips IAP.

Actual Clown Productions LLC
Download on theApp Store
App Store rating5.0★3 ratings
Price$3.99Listed price
Age17+Store age rating
Size28 MBiPhone download
CategoryGames
DeveloperActual Clown Productions LLC

What we found

Full report

Too little checked to say Store information only. We haven’t analysed this app or read its reviews yet.

Money

  • $3.99 to download.

Not yet tested.

The store currently lists version 1.5.0, updated 2026-10-18.

Preview

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About this app

Hold'em Career is single-player poker with real consequences and zero real money. You get a bankroll and a seat. Everything after that, you earn.

THE FRIENDS TABLE

Every career starts at a home game among friends — six soft players whose dossiers are open from the first hand, each with one obvious tell to find and exploit. Beat the game for $200 and you graduate to the real ladder. It's poker with training wheels that come off — and if you don't want them, switch them off in Settings.

THE RUN

Sit down with exactly one buy-in — no rebuys, no top-offs. Walk with your winnings or lose the stack trying. Bank enough to move up: $100, $200, $500, and finally the $1,000 game. Go broke and the run is over. Milestones you've earned carry forward, so every ruin starts the next run a little stronger. There is no chip store and no way to buy back in — that's the entire point.…

From the developer’s store description.

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Findings and evidence

Not yet tested
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What reviewers report

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Measurements

3 measured · 5 not assessed

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From store data and reviews

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Cancelling, in the store description
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Themes reported by reviewers
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Five-star share of ratings
90% or more five-star
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In the app package we scanned

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Sensitive permissions
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Analytics or tracking SDKs in the scanned package
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Advertising SDKs in the scanned package
Not assessed
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How we know

Supporting measurements: not a complete list of possible harms or positives. Measurement vocabulary 1.4 · how these are measured

Versions and dates analysed

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Store update history

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App Store

Version 1.5.0 · 2026-10-18
Built for iPhone Duo. • The table follows the fold. Closed, open, or half-folded either way, the table keeps clear of the hinge — on one page the table, on the other your cards, the hand log and your buttons. • On the closed screen the action buttons stay in reach. • New games: Five Card Stud and Seven Card Stud, with an eye marking every card your opponents can see. • One game picker for every game, remembered between sessions. • "This hand": a running log of the action on iPhone Duo and on iPad in landscape. • A Career screen for the ladder, milestones and past runs; a clearer Home. • Bigger text, VoiceOver and Reduce Motion improvements throughout.

Assessment record

Status
Not yet tested
App identifier
hold-em-career
Sources used
None recorded
Reviews read
None recorded
Package examined
No package scan
Human inspection
Not completed
How we know
Measurement vocabulary
1.4

Store facts

App Store

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App Store

Store rating
5.00 ★ · 3 ratings
Version
1.5.0
Updated
18 Oct 2026
Price
$3.99
Age rating
17+
Size
28 MB
Open in App Store
Developer
Actual Clown Productions LLC
Category
Games
Listing price
$3.99

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Method and limits

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What a missing label means

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Limits of this report

  • A package scan is static. It identifies code and text in one Android build. It does not measure a live ad session, test a deletion request, or count the steps needed to cancel.
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  • Not assessed is a state. It is never a zero and never a pass.
  • A missing label is not a clean bill of health. It means the evidence did not support one, not that the app is problem-free.
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