No Humanity - The Hardest Game

Can you last 30 seconds?

SweatyChair Pty. Ltd.
App Store rating4.8★3.2K ratings
PriceFreeIn-app $0.99–$11.99
Age9+Store age rating
Size272 MBiPhone download
CategoryGames

What we found

Full report

Too little checked to say Store information only. We haven’t analysed this app or read its reviews yet.

Money

  • Free to download · in-app purchases $0.99–$11.99 (10 listed, the most the App Store shows). The store doesn’t say how often these bill.
  • If you subscribe through the store, cancel in iPhone Settings → your name → Subscriptions. Deleting the app doesn’t cancel a subscription.

Not yet tested.

The store currently lists version 8.6.4, updated 2025-05-02.

Preview

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Store screenshots supplied by the developer.

About this app

Once upon a time, there is a spaceship emoji.

And it got caught up in a galactic doodle war between Brian and Shan, where lasers are beaming, bullets are firing, little boys’ hairs are rapidly growing and monsters' eyes are popping.

To be warned, this is not a game for everyone, we made this game extremely hard and unpredictable to just make our fans very happy.

Therefore this game contains:

* Mild frustration,

* Unfair gameplay,

* Ugly doodle

* space-themed apocalypse

* poorly made bullet hell without shoot'em up

* up to 8 players online multiplayer; only not lag if you play with friends nearby.

* fish

* poor taste humor

* amateur graphic

* limited budget music

* rewarded video ads

* a once in a time life experience

* Chinese

* kinda works without wifi

* claw machine

* potentially pay to win…

From the developer’s store description.

For developers and the curious

The full report

The evidence, sources, measurements and versions behind every label above.

Findings and evidence

Not yet tested
Not yet tested. No analysis has been published for this app. A missing label is not a clean bill of health.

What reviewers report

No review coverage

No review analysis published for this app.

Measurements

4 measured · 4 not assessed

“Not assessed” means we could not measure it. It is never a zero and never a pass.

From store data and reviews

Developer replies to reviews
Replies to fewer than 1 review in 20
Price in the store description
The store description doesn’t list prices (most don’t)
Cancelling, in the store description
The store description doesn’t say how to cancel (most don’t)
Themes reported by reviewers
Not assessed
This app's reviews have not been assessed yet
Five-star share of ratings
80–89% five-star
Arithmetic on the stores' own published rating counts. It says nothing about why the ratings fall where they do.

In the app package we scanned

No package has been scanned for this app, so nothing is published about what it ships. That is an absence of evidence, not a finding.

Sensitive permissions
Not assessed
No package has been scanned for this app
Analytics or tracking SDKs in the scanned package
Not assessed
No package has been scanned for this app
Advertising SDKs in the scanned package
Not assessed
No package has been scanned for this app
How we know

Supporting measurements: not a complete list of possible harms or positives. Measurement vocabulary 1.4 · how these are measured

Versions and dates analysed

Not yet tested

Not yet tested. No analysis has been run for this app, so there is no version or date to report.

Store update history

Each store’s release notes, as the developer wrote them. They are the developer’s words, not ours.

App Store

Version 8.6.4 · 2025-05-02
Various backend updates to follow new policies and fixes to the game. New Features & Overhauls: - Removed gifs and gif sharing due to deprecation. - Removed cloning. - Permanent shield boost can now be toggled. - Dead ships in the graveyard are now transparent. Balances & Polishes: - Blue Unicorn combo ship now has a cost of 10000. - Increase the amount of Rewarded Ad tokens and decrease the cooldown time. Bug Fixes & improvements: - Fix game unable to be launched in certain regions. - Updated various backend components. - Fixed some devices unable to access media files for custom maps. - Fixed starting tutorial showing all obstacles at once. - Fixed some pop ups displaying too large. -…

Shortened here; the full notes are on the store listing.

Assessment record

Status
Not yet tested
App identifier
no-humanity
Sources used
None recorded
Reviews read
None recorded
Package examined
No package scan
Human inspection
Not completed
How we know
Measurement vocabulary
1.4

Store facts

App Store

What the stores publish. Store ratings are the stores’ numbers, not Appworthy’s, and are never averaged across stores.

App Store

Store rating
4.75 ★ · 3,161 ratings
Version
8.6.4
Updated
2 May 2025
Price
Free · In-app purchases
Age rating
9+
Size
272 MB
Open in App Store
Developer
SweatyChair Pty. Ltd.
Category
Games
Listing price
Free · In-app purchases

Purchases the store lists

 What this app sells

From the store listing. Billing terms are read from each purchase’s name — the stores don’t publish them — so treat them as a strong hint, not a disclosure.

One-off packs9
ClawToken Pack SmallPack$0.99
Box of GemsPack$11.99
Starter PackPack$1.99
Bag of GemsPack$4.99
Pile of GemsPack$1.99
Bag of CoinsPack$5.99
World Pack Tier 1Pack$1.99
Theme PackPack$1.99
Deluxe Calendar PackPack$7.99
Show 1 more purchase we couldn’t categorise

These are really on sale; we just can’t tell from the name whether they recur.

Twin TurboTerm not stated$2.99
This list is cut off. Apple shows at most 10 in-app purchases, and this app is at the limit — so it very likely sells more than we can see.

Method and limits

What this report can and cannot show

What a missing label means

Not yet tested. No analysis has been published for this app, so there is no method to describe for it yet. A missing label is not a clean bill of health: it means nothing has been read, not that nothing is wrong.

Limits of this report

  • A package scan is static. It identifies code and text in one Android build. It does not measure a live ad session, test a deletion request, or count the steps needed to cancel.
  • Reviews keep their sample. A review-only charge shows distinct reviewers, the share and the sample size, and is published only once it clears that label’s published threshold. Calibration labels are machine-drafted and not yet confirmed by a person.
  • Not assessed is a state. It is never a zero and never a pass.
  • A missing label is not a clean bill of health. It means the evidence did not support one, not that the app is problem-free.
Not yet human-reviewed. A human review gives an app hands-on, recorded measurements. None has been run for this app. Hands-on inspections are not yet open.

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