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Version 3.0 · 2025-12-22
Added Chapter 6.
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The store currently lists version 3.0, updated 2025-12-22.








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The excitement CONTINUES. You're a LONGER way from home than you ever thought possible. And the more you learn about your IDENTITY, the less you seem to KNOW.
It's not easy being BEST.
Welcome back to the world of COLBIES and OPIES, where nothing is what you think, not even your OWN PAST …
WHEN WE LAST LEFT OFF IN BESTED
You had just been spirited away by a gang of SUPERHUMAN meanies. WHY are they doing this, and can you get a better stateroom for the JOURNEY? Find the answers to these questions and more, and try not to get tangled up in too many MURDERS along the way.
FEATURES
• Absurd Mystery Adventure – A comedy-filled interactive story with unexpected twists, whimsical humor, and a genuinely complex but curious plot.
• Classic Point and Click Gameplay – Tap around, poke things, collect clues, and talk your way out of (and into) trouble.…
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Added Chapter 6.
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